Hiccup Page

What happens when you hiccup and fart at once:
Well, for starters, the sudden intake of air when you hiccup translates to all of your orifices the same message: "suck up any air you can."So upon hiccuping and farting at the same time, your arse has no choice but to inhale the fart before it even leaves your body.This is only a problem when your arse is ready for another fart because not only do you have the new fart prepared for launch but you also have your inhaled fart ready to escape. This creates a fart so powerful, so ridiculously vengeful, so filled with anger and hate from being on the edge of freedom and then sucked back into its dark prison that it will destroy any article of clothing near your rear end. And any chair or seating acoutrement that you happen to be sitting on. Just dont hiccup and fart at the same time, ok?

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I dont know why its called the Hiccup page. Its a nice word though. Hiccup. Hiccup information: to halt hiccups, try holding your breath and then once youre halfway through your breath, take another and then more and more breaths until you dont think you can hold it anymore and then take in as much water as you possibly can while holding your breath. Your welcome.
		What happens when you hiccup and fart at once: Well, for starters, the sudden intake of air when you hiccup translates to all of your orifices the same message: "suck up any air you can."So upon hiccuping and farting at the same time, your arse has no choice but to inhale the fart before it even leaves your body.This is only a problem when your arse is ready for another fart because not only do you have the new fart prepared for launch but you also have your inhaled fart ready to escape. This creates a fart so powerful, so ridiculously vengeful, so filled with anger and hate from being on the edge of freedom and then sucked back into its dark prison that it will destroy any article of clothing near your rear end. And any chair or seating acoutrement that you happen to be sitting on. Just dont hiccup and fart at the same time, ok?
Here is that picture of Robert DeNiro when he sneezed and hiccuped at the same time. Yes, so it kind of looks like Jeff. But doesnt everything? I mean, have you ever looked at a big pile of dog poop in someones backyard? I swear that it could be jeffs face looking up at me from the grass. What about when you get really drunk and then end up doing it with someone and wake up in their bed and look at their face and it looks like jeff but you tell yourself that it is really a girl and your mind is playing tricks on you and then you do it with that girl again to get jeffs face out of your head but it still looks like jeff and you would swear that the girls face is saying "what are you doing to me?! oh, the humanity! Get off me Mike! Why do you have that crazy look in your eyes?!"